ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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