So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
