do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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