Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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So squirting runs in the family.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I need to sanitize my soul.
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Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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