Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Buhtt sex?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
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...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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