brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
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