Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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