Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
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Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
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Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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