yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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