hotel room ftw
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
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so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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