upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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