this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He has the fingertips of a God
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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