I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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