wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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