He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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