So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
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I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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