i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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