I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
