They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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