You can't special order awesome
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
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AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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