He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
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I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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