he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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