tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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