He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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