And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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