a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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