What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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