Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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