We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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