even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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