The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
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you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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