go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I have feelings that need drinking.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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