I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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