your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I currently don't understand fingers.
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