he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I just googled if crying burns calories
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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