She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
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