we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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