Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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