I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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