another moral hangover. fuck.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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