im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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