I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Just cropdusted the office
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
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We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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