I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
We left an ass print on the piano.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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