remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
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Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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