I must be too annoying 4 u.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
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Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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