It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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