Just cropdusted the office
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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