That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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