Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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