Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Houston, we have a squirter
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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