And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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