I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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