I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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