therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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